Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Random Thoughts And Such...

What's Up My Good People!!

I haven't done a random thoughts posting in a looonnnng time and I feel it's quite overdue. It's something I used to do my myspace blog more often so I'll guess I'll just do it on this joint here. Also be sure to check out PresidentialTelevisionandFilm.ning.com for other blogs, videos, and info that's sure to keep you edutained.

Alright, let's get into it:

***THOUGHT NUMBER ONE:

FUCK THESE RUMORS!! Of course the past few days have been full of media attention, rumors, and blogs about Chris Brown and Rhianna. It's funny how everyone and there mama has something to say about this when No One besides them know the full story. I've read sites where these supposed omnipotent know-it-alls talking 'bout how CB needs his ass whooped and RiRi deserved it for giving him the herps. Media outlets have reported shyt, just to later retract their stories. Everyone's speculating and passing judgements when they don't know shyt. What part of the game is that? I guess people will be people.

Anyhow, what's kinda getting to me is people's reaction in general. I mean damn...the way some are talking about it you would think World War III had just started or the pope pimp slapped Mother Teresa or something. I'm by no means making light of what's a very serious situation (and issue that has haunted human relationships for eons), I'm just saying enough with the spreading of unvalidated information.

***THOUGHT NUMBER TWO:

I wonder do other species abuse their mates in such a way humans do. Anyone knows?

***THOUGHT NUMBER THREE:

For those who know me, you already know where you can find me every Thursday or Friday - the Barber Shop. That's right, it's a MUST that I get a funky fresh cut every week without fail. My lifespace just isn't right without it and that's just how I get down.

On the other hand, some people look like they've recently become allergic to barber clippers. I'm not one to knock the next for having their own style (regardless of how peculiar and fucked up it is), but DAMN. Do these cats have friends or just a bunch of 'yes' men? Friends don't let friends do THAT shyt.

On a sidenote, at what point in an artist's career do they just become so egotistical where they say "Fugg It...I don't need a stylist. I can do this shyt myself!!" They're absolutely right. They CAN do it themselves, but doing it RIGHT is a whole 'nother thing.

Which brings me to...

***THOUGHT NUMBER FOUR:

Why do so many artists feel like they can do EV-ER-Y-THING? I feel like there's definitely truth in the saying, "Jack of all trades, master of none." If you're hot or hot and people are going to naturally gravitate towards you, but there are some things that you KNOW that you shouldn't be doing.

At least respect folks that actually do the shyt and get pointers from them first or get a fuggin' mentor. Just because you rapdoesnt mean that you should direct your own video. Just because you sing and can perform onstage does not translate to you being a good thespian.

Some people are triple threats and whatnot, but most aren't...so cut that shyt out.

***THOUGHT NUMBER FIVE:

I read a story today talking about how KFC has gone through drastic measures to keep their "secret" recipe unknown to the public for several decades now. They just found a new home that will house I guess the original paper that the eleven herbs and spices were written on.

Have anyone had KFC lately?

I'm not Chef BoyArdee or anything but I can tell you what's in their chicken. Grease, Grease, and mo' Grease...that is all. It's not tasty. It's quite uninspiring. And I don't even fuck with their "sides"...lol!! Now Pop-eyes, that's my shyt!!

***THOUGHT NUMBER SIX:

I was on one of my favorite sites, VSB, earlier, and the Champ basically gave three good things that someone can do if they don't have no one to spend Valentine's Day with. Very Funny Shyt!! My suggestion was this:

"Monk { 02.11.09 at 9:31 am }
“I got an idea, that I wanna share / You don’t like it, so what, I don’t care”

*Cool points to whoever can guess what HipHop classic these lyrics came from*

Here’s my idea:

In the words of Junior Mafia, “F*ck bytchez, Get Money…F*ck n*ggaz, Get Money!!”

That’s right!! While everyone else is out spending money that they really don’t have, you can be making it. If you’re a poet, put your pen to the pad, and write some romantic lovey-dovey words and sell them shyts. Be as creative as you wanna be. Make floral arrangements and sell them shyts. Make your own goodie bag of treats with various chocolates and candies, tie it to a bottle of wine and sell them shyts. Everything’s over-priced any way, so create a price point that’ll help you beat out the competition but still make a good profit. If you’re not doing anything during the day on Friday, fill up the tank and be that “special delivery” guy/gal and charge people to deliver gifts to their loved ones while at work. Put an ad on craigslist if you want to advertise.


Whether you’re lonely or not at the end of the night, you’ll feel a lot better in the company of presidents."

I'm by no way suggesting that money is a replacement for love, but I am suggesting that large companies aren't the only ones who should cash in on this. Cease the moment and shyt.

***THOUGHT NUMBER SEVEN:

Damn. Barack been in office almost a month already and he haven't painted the White House BLACK yet?? What's he waitin' on for cryin' out loud?? I thought he was about "change"??????

That's all for now...catch you next episode.

5 comments:

Telese said...

Okay so you know I love these right?..lol!!

#1-Okay regardless of how the story is being told, herpes, screaming 911 calls, whatever no one is getting charged if he didn't do anything...and since CB is being arraigned next month I'm going to say he put his hands on her and nothing justifies that..so I'm goin' roll wit the folks who said he needs his assed whooped

#2 Well I'm personally seen a tiger hit another tiger in the head but I'm not exactly sure how they defined their "relationship"..LOL!! Not to mention isn't it black widow spiders that bite off their mates head after they do the grown-up? If that's not abuse I don't know what is...LOL!!!

#4/5 Yeah feelin' you on both of these...I mean I love Bey-Z as much as the next "around the way girl" but B needs to walk Jay to the nearest barber shop only stopping to throw all of her scripts in the nearest trash bin.

#6 Those are actually pretty good ideas...even may feel better to be surrounded by those in love vs. the bitter friends who intend on staging a Valentine sit-in in all Hallmark isles of every store....oh and It Takes Two by Rob Base and EZ Rock...I'll take my cool points now thank you:-)

#7 No comment on the ignorance...LOL!!

Telese said...

oops mean#3/4....#5 I'm a Popeye's girl so....

Monk said...

@Telese, However you wanna look at it, I'll still wait until the full (or a substantial amount more of the) story to come out from credible sources. Niggas get charged with shyt ALL the time for crimes they didn't do. ALL THE TIME!! And it's primarily because of that, I can't jump to conclusions.

I'm surprised that you like the Valentine hustle schemes being that you're SO against selling Barack shyt. Are you coming around? LOL!!

Speaking of Pres. O, why is painting his crib black ignorance????

Telese said...

Well there is a difference between providing a service and taking advantage of a historical event....

GOODENess said...

in order and shit...

thought one...it's even gotten to the point that radi(h)o stations are boycotting CB...WTF? all this speculation adn yet neither of them has spoken, let those young people have their personal business, damn!

thought two...maybe dolphons, since they are the only other mammals that have recreational sex...(shrugging) just a thought

thought three...I think Kanye is going to spurn a new movement...a clipper rebellion...I mean he did it with those God awful space coon glasses!

thought four...TYPE THAT SHIT!

thougth five...KFC still uses lard to fry that crap! can you say heart attack in a box? a box that is see through due to all the animal fat that has leaked from the bird carcas inside...sexy huh? Give me some wings from the local hood ass hole in the wall, you know...if Popeye's is closed!

thought six...great minds strike again! You know I sell adult accessories...I had "GOODY BAGS" complete w/ edible lotions, a c-rring, and a LUST poem! Made enough money to buy myself something pretty for my b(earth)day!

no comment on thought seven...you need the lord...LOL